10/03/2006

Newstrich: Is avoiding Loop-News the same as sticking one's head in the sand?

"After the first report of catastrophe, it is no longer news."
-Henry David Thoreau

The stormcrows that be would like you to think yourself irresponsible for not sitting down, tuning in, and falling through to the universe of constant struggle, pain, and sorrow. The world is getting crazier because the water that we drink (Christian metaphor here) is not just tainted, it's doctored - spun, tweaked, and flavored poison.

I used to be a news junkie - NPR, CNN, FOX, Pacifica, and C-Span were my downfalls (Comedy Central was some twisted relief for the twisted reality.) But, I "stuck my head in the sand" - more like, I pulled my head out of the bucket.

There is more news out there that is not reported than the news that is - fear, fire, flood, pain, panic, and murder are the global news agenda; that's not life, it's death!

Blue Oyster Cult's ("40,000 men and women everyday") wrote 'Don't Fear the Reaper', runs through my head once in awhile when I find myself somewhere I cannot avoid the newsloops - loops, loops, loops... And I try to remember This One Thing - I'll write it big:

They don't call it programming for nothing!

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cable TV (Dare to be Stupid)
by Al Yankovic


I used to think my life was so empty
I used to think life was passin' me by
Well, I was just about ready
To curl up and die

But then one day I got a visit
From the cable company
Well, they hooked me up and plugged me right in
And now I got cable TV

And now I get to watch the stock report in Korean
Midget wrestling on channel three
It costs me fifty bucks a month just to see 'em
Yeah, but that's all right with me

I got cable TV (Cable TV)
Cable TV (Cable TV)
Oh, eighty-three channels of ecstasy
I love my cable TV, yeah
I love my cable TV

I got the Siamese Faith Healer's Network
The news and weather from Peru
I got celebrity hockey
The Racketball Channel too

Bugs Bunny direct from Atlanta
Mr. Wizard is on at five
I got a satellite dish on the trunk of my car
So I can watch MTV while I drive

I'm talkin' 'bout real quality programs
The kind you just can't get for free
Now I never wanna leave my apartment
'Cause there's just so much for me to see

On my cable TV (Cable TV)
Cable TV(Cable TV)
Well, if you need to find me
You know where I'll be
Watchin' my cable TV, yeah
Watchin' my cable TV

'Cause I love my cable TV, yeah
I love my cable TV

My friends are gettin' kinda worried
They think I'm turning into some kinda freak
Oh, but they're just jealous 'cause I've seen Porky's
Twenty-seven times this week

On my cable TV (Cable TV)
Cable TV (Cable TV)
Yeah, the greatest thing that's ever happened to me
I love my cable TV, yeah
I love my cable TV

Well, I got to have cable TV, yeah
I need my cable TV

Well, I love, I love my cable TV (TV)
Got to have cable TV (TV)
Well, I got to have my cable TV, yeah (TV)
Can't live without my cable TV (TV)

Well, I said, got to have some cable TV (TV)
I've got to have my cable TV
I said cable TV, yeah (TV)
Got to have cable TV

:)

Thursday, October 12, 2006 4:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Look
If you had
One shot
To sit on your lazy butt
And watch all the TV you ever wanted
Until your brain turned to mush
Would you go for it?
Or just let it slip?
Yo

Remote is ready
Eyes wide, palms are sweaty
There's Flintstones on the TV already
Wilma 'n' Betty
No virgin to channel surfin'
And I'm HD-ready
So I flip
Garbage is all I'm getting


"You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV" They told me, they'd scold me
But I'd still tune in every show (show)
My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Travel Channel, Discovery, and Lifetime (yo)


I'm gonna watch C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The History Channel and QVC and Lifetime (yo)
(You're gonna) lose your mind watching tv... "

;)

Thursday, October 12, 2006 5:19:00 AM  

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