Llama Rama

"Eat the casserole, Tina, you fat lard!!"
-Napolean Dynamite

The llama is a holy, silly beast. It frolics and plays, and is generally a not-too-intelligent nuisance that's so damned cute you just can't get enough of one. If you want to know more than you ever want to know about llamas, check the Wiki entry. There are a couple of rock bands, The Llamas and The Llama Farmers (maybe more) - Wikipedia will probably mention them...


Emperor Kuzco in llama form Emperor's New Groove

Here are a couple of things llama that may interest, entertain, and (not likely, but possiblly) educatie, and even convert you to the impact and mildly twisted love of the llama:

The Llama Song by Tommy Topio
Naked Dancing Llama - advice and more!

Goofy Llamas - bastardized art and altered movie posters.

If you use Winamp - the (IMO) best MP3 player around, you may recognize the logo and Winamp's tagline:

"Winamp, it really whips the llama's ass!"



And finally (I could not find a recording or video of this, so sad) - if anyone can find this, please let me know - it's a rare Sesame Street clip that I would LOVE to acquire:

The Me and My Llama Song
(Sesame Street)

Me And My llama
Me and my llama
Goin' to the dentist today
Seems a little crazy
Guess you're just too lazy
You gotta get your teeth cleaned today

Me and my llama
Jumped out of our pajamas
And ran off to the dentist today
Me and my llama
Me and my llama
We're goin 'to the dentist ooo-eee
Yes, it's just my llama and me

Tell me if you feel afraid
Remember just to whisper softly into my ear
I won't leave and go away
You know I'm gonna be right here
Open up wide now
Let him look inside now
'Cause after this we'll go on our way
I won't let him hurt you
I'll be right there beside you
And I can tell that you'll be okay

Me and my llama
Jumped out of our pajamas
And ran off to the dentist today

Me and my llama
Me and my llama
We're goin' to the dentist oooo-eee
Yes, it's just my llama and me

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da....
'Cause after this we'll go on out and play...

Me and my llama
Me and my llama
The sun is bright and now we are free
Yes, it's just my llama and me